Because today has been a day of epic failure on the part of the Administration, I felt it necessary to post a recipe that would make us all feel a little better. I call it "failure pudding". It has the chief virtues of being alcoholic, chocolatey, and dead simple.
Four chocolate and vanilla swirl pudding cups
Two shots kahlua
Cool Whip or Reddi-Whip
Six Oreo cookies
--Dump the pudding into a bowl. Add two shots of Kahlua, several big-ass spoonfuls of Cool Whip or the equivalent of Reddi-Whip, and some extra chocolate syrup. Mix until well-blended. Crush three Oreos and put them on the bottom of another bowl, dump the pudding mix into that bowl, and top with three more crushed Oreos, some more whipped cream or Cool Whip, and chocolate syrup to garnish. Serves two moderately depressed people or one severely depressed person.